NaPoWriMo Day 30: Engage with a strange and fascinating fact

Captian_Vape

Fact Chosen: Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch

 

Horatio was a simple man at sea,

His laugh full and true,  jolly as could be,

Grog unending as he plumbed the depths,

Swilling and pillaging and breaking necks,

He was ne’er the man his Father aspired him to be,

For he was far better than could be seen,

He would not be apprehended

His charisma couldn’t be suspended,

He would be beloved in the hearts of all,

Horatio Magellan we salute you with every delicious milky sucrose crunch-tastic cereal bowl

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Day 21 NaPoWriMo: Overheard

waxing

http://www.today.com/style/everything-you-need-know-about-waxing-were-afraid-ask-t98221

I felt safe, I felt comfortable, I could tell her anything,

I did and got lost in regaling all manner of daydreams,

She didn’t say much, she didn’t have to,

This is how you know, “your waxer has better boundaries than you”